Ever think you might want to get pregnant???

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Special new section for any friends thinking of ever getting pregnant. There are all sorts of things that people don't tell you about being pregnant but in reality we've all heard how morning sickness isn't confined to just mornings, how you get fat ankles, piles, mood swings, stretch marks, incontinence, etc etc.....


Here are some of the things I personally experienced that I think other people NEVER tell you!

  1. Dog Nose! I can tell you if Tommy had meat for lunch the minute he walks in the door. I can smell kimchee or sushi from 100 paces. I can tell you where a lump of dog poo is from across the street. I can sniff out a single smoker on the far side of a restaurant.  Good smells? Nah, can't smell them... but bad ones and your olfactory sense goes into overdrive - and it's repulsive!

  2. The magic, invisible bump. In week 28 I'm looking pretty pregnant - not fat and lazy looking like some women go, but very definitely "with child" - until I step onto public transport that is.... and then the very clear, large bump on my front becomes magically invisible. Now maybe it's my own fault because I'm not one of those weedy, wimpy women who look like they're about to pass out but so far, I kid you not, no one in the whole of Hong Kong, or the various parts of China I've been to recently, has offered me a seat on a bus, train, underground, tram or boat so far. It's magic, I tell you!

  3. The sniffles. Apparently this is something to do with the thinning of membranes but the sniffles plague you in pregnancy. At least once a week I feel like I'm having a major hayfever attack and either my nostrils and sinuses are blocked to everything except the symptoms of dog nose or they run, and run, and run, and run....... very pleasant!

  4. You waddle. Oh yes you do - and you always said you'd never be one of those women who waddles didn't you? You were one of those girls who said "I'm not going to be an invalid, I'll just carry on like normal while pregnant" weren't you? And for the most part that's true but every now and then you get out of a chair and your hips have just slipped apart and you can do nothing but waddle until they slide back in again! I know, it just looks sooo attractive!!

  5. The Public Petting. Whilst lots of members of the public don't even notice the bump there are also those who think it's public property. Some attention is nice but when random washer woman from down the street feels the need to pat, stroke and pet your belly it becomes a little tiresome! However, to all my good friends I love it when you want to talk to Twinkle, it really makes me feel like I'm growing a real person and that side of it is completely endearing.

  6. The boobs. It's amazing, while your bump becomes magically invisible I've noticed that your boobs become the subject of intense scrutiny from all members of the opposite sex - again, this phenomena happens particularly on public transport. Now I have been aware that the male population of HK are particularly "tit obsessed" for a long time (maybe because their own ladies don't have much in that department) and that mine are of a decent size but really, staring for a whole journey from Admiralty to North Point is just rude (particularly when not giving your seat up!).

  7. The crying. OK, I'm not usually a cry baby and this hasn't affected me too much but suddenly pampers commercials bring a lump to the throat, children on swings being a tear to the eye and a cat stuck in tree feels like a national tragedy. I have a friend who said she cried for 3 days about the tsunami when she was pregnant, and one who had to switch channels when that advert with the child falling and grazing his knee came on. Awwwww... bless..... it happens to the most hardened of us.

  8. The Pregnancy Perverts. Excuse me if I'm a little naiive but I had no idea there were men out there with this fettish - and excuse me if I think it's more than a little weird that some random guy should get off (mentally not literally) on my big fat belly. This bump is a growing human, not a piece of pornography, now piss off and get your sick thrills somewhere else.

  9. WITWoCT Syndrome. I'm sure I had the beginnings of WITWoCT syndrome pre pregnancy but when you decide to bring a child into the world it multiplies! It's the shaking of the head and muttering under your breath of "What is the world coming to?" as you see young children take seats on busses ahead of old (or pregnant) people, when people drop litter obliviously, when people blatantly shove past you with their supermarket trolley, when people don't let others off trains before getting on themselves, people who sit in the aisle seat of busses and act all oblivious to the fact that someone may wish to occupy the window seat etc, etc.... you've all experienced it, just pregnancy makes it much, much worse!!!

  10. The nice stuff. Your man is so proud of his handiwork he takes pleasure in massaging anti-stretchmark cream into the bump even though you look like Nellie the Elephant.  And just when you thought he wasn't interested in baby purchases he produces a spreadsheet of his research on strollers and baby monitors and anything mechanical you might need with a cost benefit analysis to take the hard work out of choosing (OK maybe it's me that's sad but the logical engineer in me loves this kind of stuff!!!).


November 8th 2005 - a girl on a bus gave up her seat for me. It was what Tommy and I call a "death bus" where they pack 5 times the legal number of passengers on until the people at the front have their noses squished against the windscreen and I was up there with the nose squishers when suddenly a girl of about 22 offered me a seat - wow - I was so shocked I almost told her I was OK thanks!

(Here's a hint for any future pregnant friends that someone told me though - if someone offers their seat, always take it, even if you're feeling OK - (i) it's taken guts on their part to offer and if you decline they may never offer to anyone again, (ii) it sends a signal to all around that it's the right thing to do and (iii) it means you can stop your whinging about how rude everyone else is for a day or two!!!)

November 30th 2005 - a man of about 50 offered me a seat on a bus. He and a early 20's woman were on the font (disabled, pregnant and old people) seat and a fat child sat on the single seat perpendicular to the front seat and this man actually looked disgusted and stood up and offered me his seat. He seat was in the meantime taken by another child, who I grabbed by the ear and said "move, rude child" to. The man then stood the whole way. I was very touched. And I hope the young girl who sat next to me the whole way and the fat child and the other child who got a seat a few stops later felt suitably guilty but somehow I doubt they did. Cue excessive under breath WITWoCT moments from Kirsty!!!

January 30th 2006 - it's not that I've not been updating this newsflash section, it's that I really seriously have not been offered a seat ever, once in my last 2 months of pregnancy. Even now, in my 42nd week of pregnancy, when I can seriously not imagine being more visibly pregnant ever in my life I've had to stand on trains and busses. Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh - what am I doing bringing a child into this world....????



And that's the story so far - check back soon for updates on Twinkle's progress!!!

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